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About Me Banned Deviant Haiku Poet inziladunMale/Finland Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Years
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"Ruin them. Wreck their lives. Then build them cubicles to end their days in. Hushaby. Lullaby. Die, dog. Little dog, die."

Going to lock this one, don't want to insight any turf wars..
&c
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One time I saw a wino eating a bunch of grapes off a vine. And I ran up to him and said "Hey, buddy; wait."

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Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex.
"Yes," replies the guy. "If I can find the phone."
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not quite word for word there.
the man was a comic genius

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but, mainly, Stay Classy
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oh, he really really was.

SAVED! by the bouyancy of citris...

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Lp :sprint:
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the only reason dogs lick their balls is because they can't make a fist

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Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex.
"Yes," replies the guy. "If I can find the phone."
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if you're lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well I was lost, but now I live here. I have significantly improved my predicament!"

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but, mainly, Stay Classy
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"I have this friend who told me that I should to a show on XM radio. He says, 'it's cool, Mitch, because on XM radio, you can swear.' Fuck, I don't need a radio show to swear. I could go to a forest if I wanted to swear."

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Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex.
"Yes," replies the guy. "If I can find the phone."
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+"a little."

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Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex.
"Yes," replies the guy. "If I can find the phone."
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if you haven't already you should check out múm. they sound a whole lot like cricket enigne in some places, and are super pro in all places. i recommend "yesterday was dramatic - today is ok" and "finally we are no one" equally.

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A picture, like a human, will speak a thousand words, and never say a goddamn thing.

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